In my own words?

I went out to lunch yesterday and afterwards my friend and I were driving up a steep hill with vehicles parked on both sides, which caused the roadway to become seriously narrowed. 
We were approaching a slight curve in the road when my driver friend became somewhat shocked to see a white car travelling down hill towards us at high speed.  He let out a suitable expletive as the white car ran past us without reducing speed and with barely an inch to spare.  In shock I gasped, and  'f***ing hell!' came into my mind....whilst out of my mouth fell the words "Good gracious, that person is confident!" 
Hahaha!